December 2009
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November 2009
221 posts
“What is terrible is not death but the lives people live or don’t live up until...”
– Charles Bukowski (via 50yearstorm) (via syntheticpubes)
Tumblr is taking a dump. it needs to knock it off.
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screaming children on a plane →
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“Sometimes you’ve got to let everything go - purge yourself. If you are unhappy...”
– Tina Turner (via kari-shma)
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kari-shma:
Missy Elliott | Get Ur Freak On
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“The only four words
that I wish to hear from you
are “Of course I do.”
– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)
“Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead. ”
– Charles Bukowski (via kari-shma)
That is a relief to read!
“Everybody keeps telling me how surprised they are with what I’ve done. But I’m...”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson (via reluctantbuddha) (via quote-book)
“It’s so hard to forget pain, but it’s even harder to remember sweetness.
We...”
– Chuck Palahniuk (via kari-shma)
I will remember to take my medication →
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Internet Vices →
“you know what happens when you think too much? you get depressed.”
– sister (via butterfliespot) (via ginandtattoos)
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“A person of good intelligence and of sensitivity cannot exist in this society...”
– George Carlin (via crowth) (via elvira) (via bohemea) (via marydear)
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“One boy. One girl. Two hearts beating wildly. To put it mildly, it was love at...”
– (via runawayscene) (via spaxe) (via quote-book)
Isn’t this what we all want? (pronouns can be changed accordingly, of course)
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Carlinism
Whenever I hear about a “peace keeping force,” I wonder, if they’re so interested in peace, why do they use force? ~George Carlin
“I’ve never understood pity and self-pity as an emotion. We have a finite amount...”
– Randy Pausch, The Last Lecture (via quote-book)
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Being Irish, I guess I should resent the Notre Dame nickname, “the fighting Irish.” After all, how long do you think nicknames like “The Bargaining Jews” or “The Murdering Italians” would last? Only the ironic Irish could be so naively honest. ~George Carlin
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A deaf-mute carrying two large suitcases has rendered himself speechless. ~George Carlin
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Every time you’re exposed to advertising in America you’re reminded that this country’s most profitable business is still the manufacture, packaging, distribution, and marketing of bullshit. High-quality, grade-A, prime-cut, pure American bullshit. ~George Carlin
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It is completely unnecessary to suffer several days’ emotional devastation just because your team loses some big postseason deal like the Super Bowl. Why on earth would you place your happiness and peace of mind in the hands of several dozen strangers? Listen, folks, if they win, fine; if they lose, fuck ‘em! Let ‘em practice more. As for you, for Chrissakes find something to...
doihaveswineflu.org →
maggieonabreak:
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hahah. amazing.
“Alice came to the fork in the road.
“Which road do I take?” she asked.
“Where...”
– Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland.
(Submitted by: Alanna)
(via quote-book)
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I have a suggestion that I think would help fight serious crime. Signs. There are lots of signs for minor infractions: No Smoking, Stay Off the Grass, Keep Out, and they seem to work fairly well. I think we should also have signs for major crimes: Murder Strictly Prohibited, No Raping People, Thank you for Not Kidnapping Anyone. It’s certainly worth a try. ~George Carlin
